What movies have not aged well?
13.06.2025 06:59

-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.
-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”
Live and Let Die
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Goldfinger
-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!
-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.
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-Two words. Mickey Rooney.
-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.
The Man with the Golden Gun
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-Choo Me? Hai Fat?
A View to a Kill
-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…
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-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.
-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd
-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?
-J W Pepper
Octopussy
-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…
You Only Live Twice
-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.
-All the bad guys are black.
What made you recently say to yourself, “Wait. Really?”
-”Ah so!”
The Living Daylights & Rambo III
From Russia With Love
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-Bond slapping Tracy.
Dr No
-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.
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Moonraker
-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.
-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.
What do dreams about dead people mean?
-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”
Breakfast at Tiffany’s
-”She is very sexyful!”
Why do I feel so tired all the time even after a good night’s sleep?
-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.
Diamonds Are Forever
On Her Majesty’s Secret Service
Why don't I want to talk to my girlfriend when she loves me a lot? I feel bored.